Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Embarrassment, man's least favorite emotion.
People!!
It's now time to shed my dignity, lose my respect, and tell the world, my Most Embarrassing stories. It's abit weird, some of them, but heck, what do we all care. We just want the dirt, don't we?
I'm posting 3 stories, 2 of which happened in college, and 1 in lower-secondary school.
Embarrassing Moment #1
It was my first few days in Taylors College. Well, I didn't have much friends at that time, just my high school buddies. So that lead to me always having to wait for them to go lunch with. Being the v-a-i-n, oh, wait, self conscious person I am, I decided to act cool. Hehe, well, my being cool refers to, poses and waving long hair back.
So, as I was doing it, I saw this few pretty looking Indian girls walking towards me smiling. Fuh, I got even more vain and started doing EVEN more poses and more hair brushing. As they walked towards me, they suddenly became shy and looked below my waist.
MY ZIPPER WAS OPEN!
God damn it!
Embarrasing Moment #2
This happened quick recently, and in the place I thought was the safest place ever, MY BUS!
Well, I take the bus to and fro to Taylor's College, and it's a private schoolbus that rips apart my parents pocket as far as RM200 per-month.
Anyway, I was hungry+thirsty at the same time that day, and decided to get a bowl of Tau-fu-fah, or soya bean curd to eat in the bus.
I never actually thought things through though, because, I forgot the very important law of physics, Inertia. And let me tell you this, inertia didn't become my friend that day.
As I ate my bean curd like a good child, guess what? It JUST HAD to pour on my pants. Shitty, I've got pants filled with sugar. Ah, what the heck, eat the remaining curd and sleep in the bus. Nothing could possibily get worse.
I thought.
IT STARTED BECOMING ITCHY!
I didn't know what to do! In a moments notice, I looked in front of the bus (since I always sit at the back of the bus, cool teens often do ;) ), there were only 2 girls, WAYYYY in front.
I took off my pants to check on my er..friend.
He and his..err..friends were ok! Yay! Wait, the worse part is still yet to come.
As I closed my underwear and my pants, I felt something was wrong. I looked left.
A MALAY GUY WAS STARING AT ME FROM THE OPPOSITE PUBLIC BUS!
What the hell!
I zipped it up, and act like nothing happened.
Embarrasing Moment #3.
This one is a great story, it's funny, only if you put yourself in my shoe.
Well, during secondary school, I often went back with an Indian guy who was my mum's friend.
He often comes very very late. School's out at 6.45pm, he only gets there at 7.30pm. Occasionaly, he didn't turn up, and I have to walk all the way from school.
So anyway, I was talking to my good friend Kenneth Ng. We talked crap for a long time, when suddenly, a silver Proton Saga arrives.
God, I'm so happy he's early for once!
I got into the front seat of car, and I told Kenneth to call me when I reached home. I shut the car door, and waited to go home.
Suddenly, my classmate, a Malay guy walks past me and ask's me,
"Eh, you dalam kereta ini gak?"
(Translation = Eh, are you in the same car as me?")
I looked at him. What the hell? He's getting into my car through the back seat. Weyy..this is wrong. How did my friend get the Indian uncle's number? I mean, the uncle only talks Tamil, how did he get the uncle to fetch him as well?
I turned to my right.
A Malay man stares dead staight into my eyes.
"You buat apa dalam kereta ini?"
(Translation = "What you doing in this car?")
I exited the car and ran straight to the canteen.
Sharp 7.40pm, my car pool arrives. Late again.
It's now time to shed my dignity, lose my respect, and tell the world, my Most Embarrassing stories. It's abit weird, some of them, but heck, what do we all care. We just want the dirt, don't we?
I'm posting 3 stories, 2 of which happened in college, and 1 in lower-secondary school.
Embarrassing Moment #1
It was my first few days in Taylors College. Well, I didn't have much friends at that time, just my high school buddies. So that lead to me always having to wait for them to go lunch with. Being the v-a-i-n, oh, wait, self conscious person I am, I decided to act cool. Hehe, well, my being cool refers to, poses and waving long hair back.
So, as I was doing it, I saw this few pretty looking Indian girls walking towards me smiling. Fuh, I got even more vain and started doing EVEN more poses and more hair brushing. As they walked towards me, they suddenly became shy and looked below my waist.
MY ZIPPER WAS OPEN!
God damn it!
Embarrasing Moment #2
This happened quick recently, and in the place I thought was the safest place ever, MY BUS!
Well, I take the bus to and fro to Taylor's College, and it's a private schoolbus that rips apart my parents pocket as far as RM200 per-month.
Anyway, I was hungry+thirsty at the same time that day, and decided to get a bowl of Tau-fu-fah, or soya bean curd to eat in the bus.
I never actually thought things through though, because, I forgot the very important law of physics, Inertia. And let me tell you this, inertia didn't become my friend that day.
As I ate my bean curd like a good child, guess what? It JUST HAD to pour on my pants. Shitty, I've got pants filled with sugar. Ah, what the heck, eat the remaining curd and sleep in the bus. Nothing could possibily get worse.
I thought.
IT STARTED BECOMING ITCHY!
I didn't know what to do! In a moments notice, I looked in front of the bus (since I always sit at the back of the bus, cool teens often do ;) ), there were only 2 girls, WAYYYY in front.
I took off my pants to check on my er..friend.
He and his..err..friends were ok! Yay! Wait, the worse part is still yet to come.
As I closed my underwear and my pants, I felt something was wrong. I looked left.
A MALAY GUY WAS STARING AT ME FROM THE OPPOSITE PUBLIC BUS!
What the hell!
I zipped it up, and act like nothing happened.
Embarrasing Moment #3.
This one is a great story, it's funny, only if you put yourself in my shoe.
Well, during secondary school, I often went back with an Indian guy who was my mum's friend.
He often comes very very late. School's out at 6.45pm, he only gets there at 7.30pm. Occasionaly, he didn't turn up, and I have to walk all the way from school.
So anyway, I was talking to my good friend Kenneth Ng. We talked crap for a long time, when suddenly, a silver Proton Saga arrives.
God, I'm so happy he's early for once!
I got into the front seat of car, and I told Kenneth to call me when I reached home. I shut the car door, and waited to go home.
Suddenly, my classmate, a Malay guy walks past me and ask's me,
"Eh, you dalam kereta ini gak?"
(Translation = Eh, are you in the same car as me?")
I looked at him. What the hell? He's getting into my car through the back seat. Weyy..this is wrong. How did my friend get the Indian uncle's number? I mean, the uncle only talks Tamil, how did he get the uncle to fetch him as well?
I turned to my right.
A Malay man stares dead staight into my eyes.
"You buat apa dalam kereta ini?"
(Translation = "What you doing in this car?")
I exited the car and ran straight to the canteen.
Sharp 7.40pm, my car pool arrives. Late again.
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 7:55 PM
5 people in the crowd heard my words
5 people in the crowd heard my words
