Friday, March 30, 2007
The Incredible Flying (Belly) Man!
It was half past 3 in the evening. The air was cold, and had the heavy stench of nicotine. The three Heroes, were on their way back from 7th heaven after practising their shots and forming their strategy on a table with 26 dual coloured men.
They stood beside the exit machine, and Flying Man called for it. It was a subtle and magnificent piece of engineering. The three Heroes waited patiently for the machine to arrive. As soon as in appeared, its silver doors opened to reveal a rather crowded chamber.
Then, it was a matter of wheter to wait for the next machine, or to take this crowded one. They chose the latter. They squeezed inside. Flying Man was the last to enter the machine, and he had to stand in front of the the other two heroes, his back facing the doors.
It was then that one of the heroes told the Flying Man not to stand with his back facing the doors. Flying Man nonchalantly replied that it was alright and he had to be a man and also there was no other choice.
Suddenly Flying Man's cape got stuck between the doors of the machine, and it pulled him up like a chicken dangling in a Chicken Rice Shop. Flying Man was injured!!
The real story:
After a game of foosball, Dan, I and Toby were heading back to Technical English 2. We called for the elevator, and when it came, it was SUPREMELY crowded.
Toby entered last into the elevator, and I told him not to stand with his back facing the doors.
His bag got stuck between the elevator doors and it pulled him up! LOL! *sorry Toby, but its DAMN FUNNY*
The result was a bruised arm.
Listen to the elders Toby! EHHE!
They stood beside the exit machine, and Flying Man called for it. It was a subtle and magnificent piece of engineering. The three Heroes waited patiently for the machine to arrive. As soon as in appeared, its silver doors opened to reveal a rather crowded chamber.
Then, it was a matter of wheter to wait for the next machine, or to take this crowded one. They chose the latter. They squeezed inside. Flying Man was the last to enter the machine, and he had to stand in front of the the other two heroes, his back facing the doors.
It was then that one of the heroes told the Flying Man not to stand with his back facing the doors. Flying Man nonchalantly replied that it was alright and he had to be a man and also there was no other choice.
Suddenly Flying Man's cape got stuck between the doors of the machine, and it pulled him up like a chicken dangling in a Chicken Rice Shop. Flying Man was injured!!
The real story:
After a game of foosball, Dan, I and Toby were heading back to Technical English 2. We called for the elevator, and when it came, it was SUPREMELY crowded.
Toby entered last into the elevator, and I told him not to stand with his back facing the doors.
His bag got stuck between the elevator doors and it pulled him up! LOL! *sorry Toby, but its DAMN FUNNY*
The result was a bruised arm.
Listen to the elders Toby! EHHE!
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 4:04 PM
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