Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Choong Wai this is for you!
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Since Allen has been so into Phua Chu Kang; I found this joke the other day. Enjoy!
Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to
Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...
Aloy : Why is making love so
enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws,
same like when you dig your nose
with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
more
than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig
dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
load(road),den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or
not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
sex
when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you
still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use
your Blain(brain), use your
blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
wearing condoms when they are making
love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,
you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not ? Not
the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight
(correct) or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out
in
private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
your blainnnnn . you go and dig your
nose in flont of your whole
class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore
and
JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 9:45 PM
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