Monday, August 27, 2007
Faster than the Speed of Sound.
2 weeks of holidays are over. I am, hmm, whats the word, DEVASTATED! I mean like, this was the best 2 weeks of holidays that I had ever!
Why?
First things first, my sister gave birth to her "sophormore" child, lol, her second child, and yes, shes a beautiful baby girl, named Liora Rynn. I don't have photos of her, but you can check my friendster, and head over to my sisters blog, it goes by her name "Imelda"
Besides that, I went to numerous parties this two weeks; the first starting with Ashley's at Shah Alam, as he's leaving to Indonesia for higher education. One thing I'll never forget about Ashley is his CRUDE sense of humour. Everyone was told there was free booze at his place. Well this happened an hour before his party.
Ashley: Eh Hammie, its BYOB(Bring Your Own Booze) okay!
Ham: Ohhhh, okay okay, I'll go buy later.
(Hamilton goes to 7-11, buys a bottle of Heineken, and heads over to Ashley's place)
Ham: Eh Prakash, wheres your drink?
Prakash: No one brought drink!
Ham: Shit!
(Hamilton ended up the only sore friggin' loser downing a bottle of beer, alone.)
Then Dhalini comes up to me.
Dhalini: Something funny happened to me that day.
Ham/Me: What?
Dhal: I had this backache right, so my guy friend helped me massage me at the back. Suddenly he asked me, "Lets Go for Shower". So I hit him. Then he was like WHAT? He actually said, LETS GO FOR RUSH HOUR!
AHHAHAHA!!
Ok next party was Tongliang's BBQ. Two funny things happened.
1. I was driving near Tongliang's house looking for a parking, when I saw Alvin and his friend [B] walking. I sped my car, and braked probably about 2 inches from hitting both of them. Both jumped out in fear and was totally taken aback. The shit thing was, [B] wasn't Alvin's friend, it was HIS FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. We were eating happily with Tongliangs relatives when suddenly his mother screamed ROBBER and closed the front gate. In comes tall, dark, Julian Dev with his motorbike; Tongliang's mum thought he was a hoodlum! LOL!
Why?
First things first, my sister gave birth to her "sophormore" child, lol, her second child, and yes, shes a beautiful baby girl, named Liora Rynn. I don't have photos of her, but you can check my friendster, and head over to my sisters blog, it goes by her name "Imelda"
Besides that, I went to numerous parties this two weeks; the first starting with Ashley's at Shah Alam, as he's leaving to Indonesia for higher education. One thing I'll never forget about Ashley is his CRUDE sense of humour. Everyone was told there was free booze at his place. Well this happened an hour before his party.
Ashley: Eh Hammie, its BYOB(Bring Your Own Booze) okay!
Ham: Ohhhh, okay okay, I'll go buy later.
(Hamilton goes to 7-11, buys a bottle of Heineken, and heads over to Ashley's place)
Ham: Eh Prakash, wheres your drink?
Prakash: No one brought drink!
Ham: Shit!
(Hamilton ended up the only sore friggin' loser downing a bottle of beer, alone.)
Then Dhalini comes up to me.
Dhalini: Something funny happened to me that day.
Ham/Me: What?
Dhal: I had this backache right, so my guy friend helped me massage me at the back. Suddenly he asked me, "Lets Go for Shower". So I hit him. Then he was like WHAT? He actually said, LETS GO FOR RUSH HOUR!
AHHAHAHA!!
Ok next party was Tongliang's BBQ. Two funny things happened.
1. I was driving near Tongliang's house looking for a parking, when I saw Alvin and his friend [B] walking. I sped my car, and braked probably about 2 inches from hitting both of them. Both jumped out in fear and was totally taken aback. The shit thing was, [B] wasn't Alvin's friend, it was HIS FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. We were eating happily with Tongliangs relatives when suddenly his mother screamed ROBBER and closed the front gate. In comes tall, dark, Julian Dev with his motorbike; Tongliang's mum thought he was a hoodlum! LOL!
Labels: Funny Stories
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 8:07 PM
2 people in the crowd heard my words
2 people in the crowd heard my words
