Monday, August 28, 2006
Of cuisine and birthdays.
Holidays are out, SAM (South Australian Matriculation) is in. I did'nt manage to make the best of the holidays as I was stuck at home with no car. However, things turned for the better, when the family decided to head over to Johor, to visit my sister. The irony of the visit was, we left on the 24th, which happens to be both my dad and my nieces birthday. Speaking of nieces, I heard a joke long time back.
( A pregnant lady was warded for labour and her brother-in-law was the only one present at the hospital)
Lady: I wish my husband was here to name this child. Too bad he's gone back to heaven.
Uncle: Don't worry, I'll be here for you and I'll name the children.
Lady: Don't screw it up okay?
Uncle: Sure, ma'am.
( Operation was a success. A pair of twins were born into the world. The uncle named the children as quick as possible to avoid forgetting the names he had preplanned.)
Lady: Did you name them?
Uncle: Yah, I named both of them very nicely.
Lady: I'm waiting. Whats that child's name? (Pointing to the female baby)
Uncle: Denise
Lady: Whoa. Thats a splendid name. How bout him?
Uncle: Da'nephew
ROFLLMAOLOL!
Heading back to what I was saying, as we headed to Johor, we took a brief break in Yong Peng. That place is famous for two cuisines; the noodle soup(mee-sup) and the authentic chicken rice. We ate the latter. The thing was, the chicken rice was not as ordinary as you might have imagined. Put in layman's terms, rice with roasted chicken with groundnuts. I ordered the normal one, my dad decided to experiment with the pork meat.
To top it all off, there weren't any chilly sauce available to add, but there was one spicy looking sambal to savour. It didn't add much flavour, comparing to the texture of the chicken meat. So we decided to improvise. We actually used vinegar instead.
This was the first meal of the day. After having a brief birthday celebration for my little niece, Krysta Xene, we went for dinner at a local chinese restaurant.
So for dinner, this is what we had. Preety simple tho, for the six of us (including my sister and her husband).
1. Japanese Tofu(Taufu)
2. A glass of cold Carlsberg Beer. No, wait, kidding, just swee-cha a.k.a Chinese Tea
3. Fried Fish with Chilly.
4. Butter Prawns, my fav.
5. Vege.
The food was so-so. Would'nt rate it that high, but it's worth recommending, if you happen to be in Johor.
In a totally unrelated topic, the Malaysian Police Force have suddenly started becoming cute, while cutting back costs.
They believe, that this Kancil helps
1) Chase after speed demon's going at 180kmph, while the Kancil has a top speed of 140kmph, before the car splits apart at 160kmph.
2) Aid corruption. With traffic-offenders see the car, they must think, "I need to help Malaysian Police, they're getting preety poor."
Adios, amigoes!
( A pregnant lady was warded for labour and her brother-in-law was the only one present at the hospital)
Lady: I wish my husband was here to name this child. Too bad he's gone back to heaven.
Uncle: Don't worry, I'll be here for you and I'll name the children.
Lady: Don't screw it up okay?
Uncle: Sure, ma'am.
( Operation was a success. A pair of twins were born into the world. The uncle named the children as quick as possible to avoid forgetting the names he had preplanned.)
Lady: Did you name them?
Uncle: Yah, I named both of them very nicely.
Lady: I'm waiting. Whats that child's name? (Pointing to the female baby)
Uncle: Denise
Lady: Whoa. Thats a splendid name. How bout him?
Uncle: Da'nephew
ROFLLMAOLOL!
Heading back to what I was saying, as we headed to Johor, we took a brief break in Yong Peng. That place is famous for two cuisines; the noodle soup(mee-sup) and the authentic chicken rice. We ate the latter. The thing was, the chicken rice was not as ordinary as you might have imagined. Put in layman's terms, rice with roasted chicken with groundnuts. I ordered the normal one, my dad decided to experiment with the pork meat.
To top it all off, there weren't any chilly sauce available to add, but there was one spicy looking sambal to savour. It didn't add much flavour, comparing to the texture of the chicken meat. So we decided to improvise. We actually used vinegar instead.
This was the first meal of the day. After having a brief birthday celebration for my little niece, Krysta Xene, we went for dinner at a local chinese restaurant.
So for dinner, this is what we had. Preety simple tho, for the six of us (including my sister and her husband).
1. Japanese Tofu(Taufu)
2. A glass of cold Carlsberg Beer. No, wait, kidding, just swee-cha a.k.a Chinese Tea
3. Fried Fish with Chilly.
4. Butter Prawns, my fav.
5. Vege.
The food was so-so. Would'nt rate it that high, but it's worth recommending, if you happen to be in Johor.
In a totally unrelated topic, the Malaysian Police Force have suddenly started becoming cute, while cutting back costs.
They believe, that this Kancil helps
1) Chase after speed demon's going at 180kmph, while the Kancil has a top speed of 140kmph, before the car splits apart at 160kmph.
2) Aid corruption. With traffic-offenders see the car, they must think, "I need to help Malaysian Police, they're getting preety poor."
Adios, amigoes!
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 9:54 PM
1 people in the crowd heard my words
1 people in the crowd heard my words
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Hold Up
Guys, my bluetooth dongle seriously has problems. I can't upload the pics of my Johor trip to my PC. Will update a.s.a.p
Thanks.
Thanks.
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 10:21 PM
0 people in the crowd heard my words
0 people in the crowd heard my words
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Math Genuises
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 3:17 PM
3 people in the crowd heard my words
3 people in the crowd heard my words
Sunday, August 20, 2006
A birthday to remember.
Hey guys, been awhile since my last post.
What does everyone look forward to? I mean seriously, what do you wish your friends, and family remember. It is, of course, your very own birthday. The day you came out from er..(censored for minors)...above. Well, ever since I had my very own crappy birthday, I've decided not to let anyone down on thier day. That brings me to my post. I would like to wish my good friend Allen Tong, a Happy Birthday and may God bless you. In a similarly related issue, 2 weeks back was another good friend of mine's birthday. Happy Belated Dhal!
Birthday girl, and Premila
We, as in Prakash, Premila, Ashvini, Louisa, and the others decided to suprise her for her birthday. Prakash actually made plans with Dhal's parents to organize the party, unsuspectedly from Dhal.
Long story short, when we reached there, we gave Dhal such a suprise that it almost made her faint. Seriously. Below are some pics from that cam-whoring day...
The Cam-Horror(pronounced as cam-whorer)
Me and Ash
Group photo, damn I look scary
Thats all folks. I'm working on post about my High School History, but I still haven't gotten the material yet. Buhbye now.
What does everyone look forward to? I mean seriously, what do you wish your friends, and family remember. It is, of course, your very own birthday. The day you came out from er..(censored for minors)...above. Well, ever since I had my very own crappy birthday, I've decided not to let anyone down on thier day. That brings me to my post. I would like to wish my good friend Allen Tong, a Happy Birthday and may God bless you. In a similarly related issue, 2 weeks back was another good friend of mine's birthday. Happy Belated Dhal!
Birthday girl, and Premila
We, as in Prakash, Premila, Ashvini, Louisa, and the others decided to suprise her for her birthday. Prakash actually made plans with Dhal's parents to organize the party, unsuspectedly from Dhal.
Long story short, when we reached there, we gave Dhal such a suprise that it almost made her faint. Seriously. Below are some pics from that cam-whoring day...
The Cam-Horror(pronounced as cam-whorer)
Me and Ash
Group photo, damn I look scary
Thats all folks. I'm working on post about my High School History, but I still haven't gotten the material yet. Buhbye now.
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 3:07 PM
5 people in the crowd heard my words
5 people in the crowd heard my words
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Embarrassment, man's least favorite emotion.
People!!
It's now time to shed my dignity, lose my respect, and tell the world, my Most Embarrassing stories. It's abit weird, some of them, but heck, what do we all care. We just want the dirt, don't we?
I'm posting 3 stories, 2 of which happened in college, and 1 in lower-secondary school.
Embarrassing Moment #1
It was my first few days in Taylors College. Well, I didn't have much friends at that time, just my high school buddies. So that lead to me always having to wait for them to go lunch with. Being the v-a-i-n, oh, wait, self conscious person I am, I decided to act cool. Hehe, well, my being cool refers to, poses and waving long hair back.
So, as I was doing it, I saw this few pretty looking Indian girls walking towards me smiling. Fuh, I got even more vain and started doing EVEN more poses and more hair brushing. As they walked towards me, they suddenly became shy and looked below my waist.
MY ZIPPER WAS OPEN!
God damn it!
Embarrasing Moment #2
This happened quick recently, and in the place I thought was the safest place ever, MY BUS!
Well, I take the bus to and fro to Taylor's College, and it's a private schoolbus that rips apart my parents pocket as far as RM200 per-month.
Anyway, I was hungry+thirsty at the same time that day, and decided to get a bowl of Tau-fu-fah, or soya bean curd to eat in the bus.
I never actually thought things through though, because, I forgot the very important law of physics, Inertia. And let me tell you this, inertia didn't become my friend that day.
As I ate my bean curd like a good child, guess what? It JUST HAD to pour on my pants. Shitty, I've got pants filled with sugar. Ah, what the heck, eat the remaining curd and sleep in the bus. Nothing could possibily get worse.
I thought.
IT STARTED BECOMING ITCHY!
I didn't know what to do! In a moments notice, I looked in front of the bus (since I always sit at the back of the bus, cool teens often do ;) ), there were only 2 girls, WAYYYY in front.
I took off my pants to check on my er..friend.
He and his..err..friends were ok! Yay! Wait, the worse part is still yet to come.
As I closed my underwear and my pants, I felt something was wrong. I looked left.
A MALAY GUY WAS STARING AT ME FROM THE OPPOSITE PUBLIC BUS!
What the hell!
I zipped it up, and act like nothing happened.
Embarrasing Moment #3.
This one is a great story, it's funny, only if you put yourself in my shoe.
Well, during secondary school, I often went back with an Indian guy who was my mum's friend.
He often comes very very late. School's out at 6.45pm, he only gets there at 7.30pm. Occasionaly, he didn't turn up, and I have to walk all the way from school.
So anyway, I was talking to my good friend Kenneth Ng. We talked crap for a long time, when suddenly, a silver Proton Saga arrives.
God, I'm so happy he's early for once!
I got into the front seat of car, and I told Kenneth to call me when I reached home. I shut the car door, and waited to go home.
Suddenly, my classmate, a Malay guy walks past me and ask's me,
"Eh, you dalam kereta ini gak?"
(Translation = Eh, are you in the same car as me?")
I looked at him. What the hell? He's getting into my car through the back seat. Weyy..this is wrong. How did my friend get the Indian uncle's number? I mean, the uncle only talks Tamil, how did he get the uncle to fetch him as well?
I turned to my right.
A Malay man stares dead staight into my eyes.
"You buat apa dalam kereta ini?"
(Translation = "What you doing in this car?")
I exited the car and ran straight to the canteen.
Sharp 7.40pm, my car pool arrives. Late again.
It's now time to shed my dignity, lose my respect, and tell the world, my Most Embarrassing stories. It's abit weird, some of them, but heck, what do we all care. We just want the dirt, don't we?
I'm posting 3 stories, 2 of which happened in college, and 1 in lower-secondary school.
Embarrassing Moment #1
It was my first few days in Taylors College. Well, I didn't have much friends at that time, just my high school buddies. So that lead to me always having to wait for them to go lunch with. Being the v-a-i-n, oh, wait, self conscious person I am, I decided to act cool. Hehe, well, my being cool refers to, poses and waving long hair back.
So, as I was doing it, I saw this few pretty looking Indian girls walking towards me smiling. Fuh, I got even more vain and started doing EVEN more poses and more hair brushing. As they walked towards me, they suddenly became shy and looked below my waist.
MY ZIPPER WAS OPEN!
God damn it!
Embarrasing Moment #2
This happened quick recently, and in the place I thought was the safest place ever, MY BUS!
Well, I take the bus to and fro to Taylor's College, and it's a private schoolbus that rips apart my parents pocket as far as RM200 per-month.
Anyway, I was hungry+thirsty at the same time that day, and decided to get a bowl of Tau-fu-fah, or soya bean curd to eat in the bus.
I never actually thought things through though, because, I forgot the very important law of physics, Inertia. And let me tell you this, inertia didn't become my friend that day.
As I ate my bean curd like a good child, guess what? It JUST HAD to pour on my pants. Shitty, I've got pants filled with sugar. Ah, what the heck, eat the remaining curd and sleep in the bus. Nothing could possibily get worse.
I thought.
IT STARTED BECOMING ITCHY!
I didn't know what to do! In a moments notice, I looked in front of the bus (since I always sit at the back of the bus, cool teens often do ;) ), there were only 2 girls, WAYYYY in front.
I took off my pants to check on my er..friend.
He and his..err..friends were ok! Yay! Wait, the worse part is still yet to come.
As I closed my underwear and my pants, I felt something was wrong. I looked left.
A MALAY GUY WAS STARING AT ME FROM THE OPPOSITE PUBLIC BUS!
What the hell!
I zipped it up, and act like nothing happened.
Embarrasing Moment #3.
This one is a great story, it's funny, only if you put yourself in my shoe.
Well, during secondary school, I often went back with an Indian guy who was my mum's friend.
He often comes very very late. School's out at 6.45pm, he only gets there at 7.30pm. Occasionaly, he didn't turn up, and I have to walk all the way from school.
So anyway, I was talking to my good friend Kenneth Ng. We talked crap for a long time, when suddenly, a silver Proton Saga arrives.
God, I'm so happy he's early for once!
I got into the front seat of car, and I told Kenneth to call me when I reached home. I shut the car door, and waited to go home.
Suddenly, my classmate, a Malay guy walks past me and ask's me,
"Eh, you dalam kereta ini gak?"
(Translation = Eh, are you in the same car as me?")
I looked at him. What the hell? He's getting into my car through the back seat. Weyy..this is wrong. How did my friend get the Indian uncle's number? I mean, the uncle only talks Tamil, how did he get the uncle to fetch him as well?
I turned to my right.
A Malay man stares dead staight into my eyes.
"You buat apa dalam kereta ini?"
(Translation = "What you doing in this car?")
I exited the car and ran straight to the canteen.
Sharp 7.40pm, my car pool arrives. Late again.
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 7:55 PM
5 people in the crowd heard my words
5 people in the crowd heard my words
Friday, August 11, 2006
The absurdity, of life.
Somethings in life are of course, naturally absurd, like
The Grand Canyon. Come on-lah, it just a hole in ground, prolly Ultraman's footprint.
Looks like these guys are at IUFSC (International Ultra-men Fashion Sense Conference)
But then there are MAN MADE absurdities, like
a) George Bush being the President of the US of A
And the latest addition to the list,
Fly FM is in a direct opposition towards Channel [V] - Music and so much more.
I still wonder what does the V stand for, Virgin?Vodka?Versace?Violent?Violin?
The juice doesn't stop there, you see, the Terbang FM came over to Taylor's College yesterday and YES they did make an impact, of making us PERVERTS. They came over to pass out, FHM - World Sexiest People Edition magazine to us, teenagers with raging hormones. I seriously don't wanna think about what some teen's do at night, with the FHM mag. I do not have the cover of the mag, so I'll post the earlier edition's cover.
Shocking Asia, indeed. Why is she hailing the flag of England on her assets? Beats me.
Anyway, I managed to grab a few goodies from them,
First they gave out tickets to the latest wrestling movie to hit the screens, Nacho Libre, starring, the one and only, Jack "School Rocker" Black. Neat ain't it? But sad to say guys, Fly Fm didn't focus much on the details on the 'free' ticket. THE SHOW WAS SCHEDULED TONIGHT AT 9 at KLCC!! They only handed the tickets at 4pm! Sheeshh!
Don't concentrate on his muscles ler.
Anyway, I was happy with the fact of them giving out Starlight Cinema Passes. I am going, but there are some issues tho,
1) There is, in small fine print, stating complementary ticket holders are supposed to be there BEFORE 7.30p.m. What the heck?
2) If theres a sudden downpour, tickets purchased would be refunded with a complementary ticket. However, complementary tickets would not be replaced with another complementary ticket.
Its an easy way of saying, "You get wet, your problem-lah"
3) Starlight Cinema shall not be liable to any deaths. What the fish? Death? Scares me pants! Are they expecting deaths?
Among all, I think the best gift was the hair dye from Gatsby. See, they do need some foriegn product to benefit Terbang FM. I grabbed TWO.
If you see me with gold hair and look like the guy above, do say Hi. Preety please?
What I am tryna say is, simple, in R.Kelly's words
"I believe I can soar, see you running through that open doors, I believe I can fly."
Fly and see-lah, Fly FM.
The Grand Canyon. Come on-lah, it just a hole in ground, prolly Ultraman's footprint.
Looks like these guys are at IUFSC (International Ultra-men Fashion Sense Conference)But then there are MAN MADE absurdities, like
a) George Bush being the President of the US of A
And the latest addition to the list,
Fly FM is in a direct opposition towards Channel [V] - Music and so much more.I still wonder what does the V stand for, Virgin?Vodka?Versace?Violent?Violin?
The juice doesn't stop there, you see, the Terbang FM came over to Taylor's College yesterday and YES they did make an impact, of making us PERVERTS. They came over to pass out, FHM - World Sexiest People Edition magazine to us, teenagers with raging hormones. I seriously don't wanna think about what some teen's do at night, with the FHM mag. I do not have the cover of the mag, so I'll post the earlier edition's cover.
Shocking Asia, indeed. Why is she hailing the flag of England on her assets? Beats me.Anyway, I managed to grab a few goodies from them,
First they gave out tickets to the latest wrestling movie to hit the screens, Nacho Libre, starring, the one and only, Jack "School Rocker" Black. Neat ain't it? But sad to say guys, Fly Fm didn't focus much on the details on the 'free' ticket. THE SHOW WAS SCHEDULED TONIGHT AT 9 at KLCC!! They only handed the tickets at 4pm! Sheeshh!
Don't concentrate on his muscles ler.
Anyway, I was happy with the fact of them giving out Starlight Cinema Passes. I am going, but there are some issues tho,
1) There is, in small fine print, stating complementary ticket holders are supposed to be there BEFORE 7.30p.m. What the heck?
2) If theres a sudden downpour, tickets purchased would be refunded with a complementary ticket. However, complementary tickets would not be replaced with another complementary ticket.
Its an easy way of saying, "You get wet, your problem-lah"
3) Starlight Cinema shall not be liable to any deaths. What the fish? Death? Scares me pants! Are they expecting deaths?
Among all, I think the best gift was the hair dye from Gatsby. See, they do need some foriegn product to benefit Terbang FM. I grabbed TWO.
If you see me with gold hair and look like the guy above, do say Hi. Preety please?
What I am tryna say is, simple, in R.Kelly's words
"I believe I can soar, see you running through that open doors, I believe I can fly."
Fly and see-lah, Fly FM.
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 8:25 PM
0 people in the crowd heard my words
0 people in the crowd heard my words
Monday, August 07, 2006
OHH..The Horror!
Well, my fellow bloggies, ever wondered what 6th sense is all about? Wondered wheter you have it or not?
Please people, I am warning you, what goes beneath this line, is horror. OHH..The HUMANITY!
And please, if you do take chance, COMPLETE ALL FIVE STAGES, and comment on them. Tell me how you rate. Comprendo?
First, a little something to keep you off the edge of your seat.
People tell me I've got nice eyes, aren't they SO RIGHT?
Ok back to the test, as I promised, lol. The test is rank from LEAST scary to the MOST scary.
Make sure the volume on your computer, is not set to high, but EXTREMELY HIGH
Number 1
The Headbug
Number 2
The Ship
Number 3
The Exorcist
Number 4
The Maze
Number 5 - My recommendation, do this LATE AT NIGHT
The Room
Score yourself 5 points if you didn't lose yourself to the edge of your seat. Be HONEST! I mean it. Hey, I am cultivating good habits here, neh?
Beware!
WELCOME TO HAMJAY'S '6th Sense' TESTER.
Disclaimer = Any heart attack caused by this post, is not liable in any way to Hamilton Jayanaath Simon. No pets or George Bush's were harmed during the production of this post. I like going for long walks in the beach, smelling flowers, and watching the sunset. Oh shit, did I say that out loud?Please people, I am warning you, what goes beneath this line, is horror. OHH..The HUMANITY!
And please, if you do take chance, COMPLETE ALL FIVE STAGES, and comment on them. Tell me how you rate. Comprendo?
First, a little something to keep you off the edge of your seat.
People tell me I've got nice eyes, aren't they SO RIGHT?
Ok back to the test, as I promised, lol. The test is rank from LEAST scary to the MOST scary.
Make sure the volume on your computer, is not set to high, but EXTREMELY HIGH
Number 1
The Headbug
Number 2
The Ship
Number 3
The Exorcist
Number 4
The Maze
Number 5 - My recommendation, do this LATE AT NIGHT
The Room
Score yourself 5 points if you didn't lose yourself to the edge of your seat. Be HONEST! I mean it. Hey, I am cultivating good habits here, neh?
Beware!
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 7:37 PM
2 people in the crowd heard my words
2 people in the crowd heard my words
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Formation of a seed.
This idea has been with me ever since secondary high. I have always wanted to form a band. Well, I have come up with a draft, if anyone is die hard, like me, to open a band. Im currently looking for;
Vocals - Guys or girls, if none are there for this criteria, I'll take over
Keyboard - Guys or girls
DRUMMER - MOST IMPORTANT, REPORT TO ME! GUYS PREFERRED
Guitarists - Electrical, I'll be playing bass tho.
Any form of unique instruments - Violins, Flutes
The band song's will follow along the line to gloomy and heavy tracks, with themes on love and its downcomings. Message me if ya interested. Thanks. Auditions are REQUIRED!
Thanks!
Vocals - Guys or girls, if none are there for this criteria, I'll take over
Keyboard - Guys or girls
DRUMMER - MOST IMPORTANT, REPORT TO ME! GUYS PREFERRED
Guitarists - Electrical, I'll be playing bass tho.
Any form of unique instruments - Violins, Flutes
The band song's will follow along the line to gloomy and heavy tracks, with themes on love and its downcomings. Message me if ya interested. Thanks. Auditions are REQUIRED!
Thanks!
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 10:36 PM
16 people in the crowd heard my words
16 people in the crowd heard my words
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Crush Calculator
I am BORED! TOTALLY BORED. Thus, I decided to go around the web, looking for some useless usefull information! And through my survey, I found there is this crush calculator, which actually gave me confidence with my love life. Kinda helpful in what I am currently going through, so anyway, this is the site
Crush Calculator
Haizz, I am so lonely, that I have to use this kinda technology. Crapozoid!
Crush Calculator
Haizz, I am so lonely, that I have to use this kinda technology. Crapozoid!
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 10:29 PM
8 people in the crowd heard my words
8 people in the crowd heard my words
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Fatman Begins.
Haven't you wondered everytime you see the Batman symbol, it reminds you of something?
Doesn't this,
Look like this?
Well, let's just say I saw the newest superhero in town saving someone's foot by being run over by a tow truck(It actually happened, as in, the truck did go over the guys foot, btw).
Since then, this new superhero has been called, FATMAN! -true identity kept secret, like all superhero identities are- However, due to the popular demand, new sidekicks have been added into the trio - Blackman(I think you guys can easily guess this one) and Pervertman(No kidding, I DO mean pervert)
And the revealing of the latest superhero in town,
Looks like FATMAN is hungry and happily accepts THE FOOD CALL.
However, I will give you a tip, it's in his smile ;)
Doesn't this,
Look like this?
Well, let's just say I saw the newest superhero in town saving someone's foot by being run over by a tow truck(It actually happened, as in, the truck did go over the guys foot, btw).
Since then, this new superhero has been called, FATMAN! -true identity kept secret, like all superhero identities are- However, due to the popular demand, new sidekicks have been added into the trio - Blackman(I think you guys can easily guess this one) and Pervertman(No kidding, I DO mean pervert)
And the revealing of the latest superhero in town,
Looks like FATMAN is hungry and happily accepts THE FOOD CALL.
However, I will give you a tip, it's in his smile ;)
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 9:16 PM
5 people in the crowd heard my words
5 people in the crowd heard my words
