Monday, July 31, 2006

The new look, 2006.

Today is a day I would call historical. For 3 simple reasons,

1) I finally have the guts to see that my relationship had no where to go. Thus, it is over, and I'm 100% single, but I'm still not THAT single ler.

2) My friends don't recognize me due to the fact of my new hairdo, and my loss of facial hair.

3) I lost a friend/special someone who I thought would be the greatest event in my life.


Ratio Decindi:

GOD BLESS ME

what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 7:32 PM
3 people in the crowd heard my words

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Random pictures in my N70.

I was running out of space on my mobile phone, and decided to delete all photos to save some memory. Thus, before I deleted them, I would like to share them with the world!


Picture #1 - Tong Allen (tongallen.blogspot.com) Picture #2 - Cars (The evolution of the compact car, right to left)
Picture #3 - Mr. Kevin Goh, acting like he has work to do (kevingoh.blogspot.com)
Picture #4 - Ansyn's most sought after Samsung e870
Picture #5 - It's only 3 50cents coin long!!
Picture #6 - Small and sleek, like credit card!
Picture #7 - Thin and small like Allen's -youknowwhat-
Picture #8 - An example of a bad teacher - Ms. Yeap ( I purposedly blurred the pic, don't want unneccesary comments)
Picture #9 - Example of a good teacher, Mrs. Ngam. (Thanks to her, I LOVE ACCOUNTS)
Picture #10 - This is a Chinese liquor bottle I saw in Makro. (Chiew, Like ur ....)
Picture #11 - Our tailo, Biing Huei, acting calm and cool, even though his theory is STILL not strong
Picture #12 - An example of a funny teacher, Mr.Kevin Goh (acting like he's teaching!)
Picture #14 - I didn't put num 13, bad num. Anyway this is my dog, a Fox Terrier, name's Sporty.

Picture #15 - Yeepeng, sleeping! Eh what my old pencil box doing on her table? She must be dreaming of mua! Lol!Picture #16 - Yeepeng, suddenly awakens, knowing I snapped her pic!
Picture #17 - My other dog, even though he is so big, I STILL HAVEN'T NAMED IT YET! Our family calls it 'dog'
Picture #18 - Daniel Ho, a.k.a Mr. Chicken Shot, is a man made mystery. His actual name as per IC, is Daniel HO, but in his email add, its NG.
Picture #19 - Ben at home, Success Team Restaurant.

Picture #20 - Fook Rong, at Asia Club, at nite. How did I get this pic? Ask Beverly. Note, she wanted me to point out, that he was wearing lipstick! Come come kiss him!

Picture #21 - Four to a table rule in TCSJ library, terribly violated.

Picture #22 - What begins with Allen, has to end with Allen. Allen with his trademark Perverted Smile™


Well, thats about it, note for Allen P., in Daniel's pic, there's Krystle for ya!

what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 8:09 PM
1 people in the crowd heard my words

Friday, July 28, 2006

A day in the life of a L3-ian

Today I decided to bring my camcorder to school, for this blog post. Thus, this would be my first VIDEO POST! yay! Well, the theme of this video post goes behind the daily routine of me, Hamilton Jay, in my class L3.

Video #1 Early Morning Sickness

Prakash Flexing, dude, that is like SO wrong! I mean TOTALLY wrong! And why is sanjay and ram looking at me like a weirdo on a rooftop? Weird weird.



Things to look out for
1) Prakash Flexing
2) Ram and Sanjay's look
4) Premila's "HI HAMMY"

Video #2 2nd Class of the Day - Legal Studies.

The class is having the usual discussion on "What is Law?" Yea right, its basically.."What to eat after this ah?" and "Wahlao, whos that lengzai?"



Things to look out for
1) Yiying's voice "Why dint take me?
2) Sook Yee's "Semor(What?) as she looks at the camera, and notices that I'm recording
3) Daniel's and ZhenQ's finger of death
4) Yiying's "WHAT IS THAT? I NEVER SEEN BEFORE"
5) Ben's "Are you recording? Sheesh." (Note, after this he wants to take video of
himself)

Video #3 Lunch at some mamak at somewhere.

The class, like always, eats together. According to some chinese philosopher, "A family that eats together, stays together" but in this case "A family that eats together, makes alot of noise together, is L3!"




Things to look out for
1) Ben's face (It's funny literally)
2) Ben's commentary
3) The waiter

Video #4 Class humour



Stacy and Farrah with Ansyn taking videos. God knows what thier doing.

Things to look out for
1) Stacey's face. Funny!

Video #5 Shh...RECORD!

Farrah silently whispering while taking a snapshot, RECORD!



Things to look out for
1) Farrahs voice.

Video #6 Prank!

This has got to be the class of the century. Where else can you see classmates coming together, forming a TEAM, just to pull a prank on the teacher?



Things to look out for
1) The 'cat' on top of the door
2) The plan itself
3) Brian's "DON'T RECORD"
4) Mrs. Soh's "Who did this? Minus mark!"
5) The passing of the blame from ZhenQ to GuanAik to Brian
6) Teacher's expression itself. She smiles when in fear??

Video #7 Foosball at 3!

The guys in L3 are united in one way, spending TONNES of money in AsiaClub. I mean, SERIOUS amounts of money, for foosball. As a great philosopher, Lim Ansyn, once said, Foosball for life - dear,dear love ya!



The game placement is like this, Im the defender for the yellow men, Ansyns the defender on the yellow team as well while Biing Huei and Allen is on the attacking and defending position of the black men respectively.



Things to look out for
1) Anysn's dribble shot
2) Biing's pump shot
3) After 10 mins, I swapped places with Biing. So now Im on the black offense side. As soon as I got the ball, I snaked it in. Loud! All together I got in 3 snakes and light shot.
4) Allens long pass
5) Allens attempts on scoring, twice.
6) Allens final ball shot. The deadman long shot, from defense!
7) Louie's telephone call.


Well, that practically sums up the day, with some words of advice,

'Biing Huei, your theory not strong!'

what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 10:30 PM
4 people in the crowd heard my words

Monday, July 24, 2006

Birthday Bash at Uncle's Place.

Right, I wanna get things straight fers kay, the post below on my parents and my birthday is STRICTLY P&C. I do not need excess troubles in my life, please. By reading hamjay.blogspot.com, you abide by,

1. Keeping everything in mind, not in mouth.
2. Coming back to read more on whats new on hamjay.blogspot.com ;)
3. Leaving comments.
4. THINKING HAMILTON IS THE GREATEST GUY WHO EVER LIVED.

I strictly emphasize on the last rule =)

Right, now, after the hoo-haa of my birthday, we did celebrate it yesterday in well, you guessed it, my UNCLES place *winks*

Well, nothing much happened actually, and the main reason of me doing this entry is to post some videos of the day, fulfilling my cousin's wish, Sher, and Steph, this goes out to you!

Video #1 Preparation before cellgroup



Video #2 Cell group service.


Video #3 The pure undisected cake that cost me RM38!



Video #4 The ceremony of the begining of the disecting of the cake that STILL cost me RM38



Picture #1 The disected vanilla+chocolate+pandan+cream+LOVE(yea right) that cost me LESS THEN RM38



Te'ra people!

what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 7:53 PM
1 people in the crowd heard my words

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Ahh..the weekend.

I hate Ms.Yeap. I hate her so much! Damn, I regret siding her during the last crisis. Blady hell, she can go skinny dipping with George Bush for all I care.

Ish...nevermind. I can't write much, my hand hurts like crap. No pain no gain neh? I love foosballing, and this is the sacrifice I make. LOL?




Well, besides that, I have NEAT busmates. We are, considerably, the noisiest bunch in Unc.Ho's bus, class of 06/07! Yeah! I have taken the liberty of posting some pics


Premi hiding her face #1
Premi hiding her face #2
Premi hiding her face #3
Premi tryna grab the camera off me!

This next set is even funnier!

Removed.

Ash's forehead. Note how it reflects the sun. Awesome!


This next video takes the cake. Remember, listen to the audio commentary made by mua.

what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 7:48 PM
4 people in the crowd heard my words

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Worst 18 year birthday one could possibly get.

17th July 2006, my 18th year birthday. Well, like most teens, I was looking forward to it. It was supposed to be the GRAND PRIX of my life. Guess what? It happened to be the worst birthday of my present life. Why?

1. My friends FORGOT my birthday. A certain handful did wish me, but that was it.
2. My parents weren't in town. (Bangkok)
3. Legal research had to be passed up on MY birthday.

I did get presents from my parents, Rm200, A CD player converter to tape, and a Rm60 Reload Card. I didn't say I hated the presents at all!
Well, I was damn didly depressed. I thought, maybe I just needed companionship.
After college, I headed to my cousins house, located in Sri Muda, Shah Alam.
As usual, my aunt prepared a hefty meal for me, she always does. Thanks! Things were starting to look up. Then we decided we watch Pirates of the Carribean 2. Drove my cousin down to Jaya Jusco, Klang and headed back to SriMuda after the show. I was really happy then, I finally am enjoying my birthday!

I reached home around 8.40 p.m that day, and worked the final adjustment for my Accounts Net Search. Completed it, and went to bed that day, happily awaiting the next day, as my parents were coming back, YAY! Wonder what they bought for me?? *Anxious*. I was hoping we would call pizza tommorow and celebrate the day!

The crusade from hell reached home at 8.30 p.m.

Mum : You come here, you. I got stuff to speak to you.
Me : Yea? What?
Mum : WHY DID YOU GO TO YOUR UNCLES HOUSE?
Me: Huh? Simply.
Mum : You trying to seek pity from them ah? Eating peoples food.
Me: HUH? WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?
Mum: Haih, can't believe your my son.
Me: What the heck? I just went to my own cousins house. Is that so bad?
Mum: Oh, so next time when I leave town, you'll go sleep with a prostitute la?
Me: *I had nothing to say, kept blank the whole conversation after this*
Mum: I heard you told your sis this was your worst birthday? I've had more worse birthday than this. Wheres my present from 18years I brought you up.
Me : *Looked at the dish set I saved and bought for her, which she shows off to her friends when they visit**She wants her gifts? Am I working from age 1?*
Mum: If you want different parents, you can just get the hell out of this house.
Me: *Went upstairs, without dinner*

Well the next day, I thought things might get better.
I reached home, normally she'll give me lunch, but she couldn't be bothered, too busy watching movies.

I didn't utter a word. I went to bed.

7.10 p.m she woked me up.

Mum: Eh, good for nothing. Whos going to put the dog food?
Me : Fine, I'm going.
Mum: So, why did you go to your uncles place?
Me: I just needed companionship
Dad: Didn't you know we went to Bangkok on your birthday?
Me: Yeah, but I just needed companionship, even my friends forgot my birthday.
Mum: You not shy to eat in peoples place? Your a beggar
Me: *Getting hot* What the hell is wrong in eating in papa's own brothers house? Did I go to some night club or something?
Mum: Your'e the worst son anyone could get.
Me: You've got problems.
Mum: Get lost la, I don't wanna see your face anymore. Dear*refering to my dad*, I don't wanna see him anywhere near the car.
Me: You've proven to me one thing. You people are the worst breed on earth.

what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 8:00 PM
8 people in the crowd heard my words

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Taylors Dance Party 2006


Yeah! Taylors Dance Party was one of the memorable events of 2006 for me. I liked it, why?

1. Awesomely preety girls.
2. MY FRIENDS! - Premila,Dhal,Prakash,Priya and Raeyna!
3. Pizza!
4. The Dances(Performances)
5. DANCING!

Haha, well, I don't know how to dance tho, Premi and Dhal gave me some pointers, lol.
Anyway, Happy Birthday to Louisa!!

Here are some pictures of that memorable day, and btw..the quality sucks, camera
phone!





what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 4:00 PM
3 people in the crowd heard my words

Saturday, July 15, 2006

The worst pain in life.

Imagine this, you've had a crush on this girl for oh so long. You wanna say hi, or even maybe show your existence. You've crossed her in college/school, trying to make her notice you, but doubtfully, she doesn't. One day, you decide, it's time. You muster every single ounce of courage, you're in front of her, but she's kriptonite. You can't speak, nor even utter a single word. You'll never know, the road that was left untaken.


I would trade everything
To say all the words
I saved in my heart
That I left unspoken
What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Was the road left untaken.

Note: This is for all the people I had a crush on, ever since I was young.

what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 8:13 PM
4 people in the crowd heard my words

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Superman Returns, an Indian.





Haha, funny..had some free time, decided to do some editing. Its VERY crappy, but this goes out to Prakash, he wanted to see me in the red underwear outfit, here it is!Before I wear my costume, this is me without clothes! No! I'm NOT nude!

Note: The expression of me on the Superman pic, seems to be, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SUPERMAN!"

what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 5:22 PM
7 people in the crowd heard my words

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Foosy and presentation!

I was in Asia Club today, and I saw this notice on the whereabouts of the loo,(Not Mrs.Loo) eheh, any way, the pic was so funny, that I cant help but posting it here.



Haha, the next pic is of me foosing with a couple of friends.



This pic is phenomenal. It's actually a pic of me getting married with ZhenQuan after my ESL presentation
2 things to note.
1 The bottle in ZQ hand is the 'rose for the bride'
2 Allen's face.


what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 8:15 PM
2 people in the crowd heard my words

Monday, July 03, 2006

A entry dedicated to Mr. Chan Chiew Hoe.

Okie, first up.
Mr. Chan Chiew Hoe is my buddy from Samad, and he is also known as Mr. Duck




Mr.Duck, ME(acting hanged), Daniel
Doest he look alike? LOL..Not the right of me, the left guy. The right is Daniel(before he lost weight).

So anyway, today, after I came back from The Web in Taylors College, I headed to my classroom, which supposed to be in 2.3.
To my suprise, Mr.Duck's class was there! THEY WERE USING IT!
I was puzzled, where did my class go?

I walked all the way to the SAM office, enquired, and then headed to the library(2 floors up), and found out that my class was INDEED in 2.3.

WTH?

Walked back all the way, ask Mr.Duck, what was he doing in my class?

"Borrow"

.....

Haha, yeng!

Anyway, he's having a bad day today, and he is certainly blur. Watch this MSN chat history


˝*-»X-§ériès p®odig¥«-*˜ˆ™- says:
hey
˜˝*-»X-§ériès p®odig¥«-*˜ˆ™- says:
u did d class phot thingy for ur class rite?
hamjay - the power of love says:
uya
˜˝*-»X-§ériès p®odig¥«-*˜ˆ™- says:
u sent d softcopy of d photos 2 who ar?
hamjay - the power of love says:
to my lecturer
hamjay - the power of love says:
SL
hamjay - the power of love says:
ESL
˜˝*-»X-§ériès p®odig¥«-*˜ˆ™- says:
uya?
˜˝*-»X-§ériès p®odig¥«-*˜ˆ™- says:
who is that?
˜˝*-»X-§ériès p®odig¥«-*˜ˆ™- says:
is she in d editorial board?
hamjay - the power of love says:
esl lecturer ler
hamjay - the power of love says:
uya = yea
hamjay - the power of love says:
.................................................

what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 9:09 PM
2 people in the crowd heard my words

Skery-ness in my life!

Well, WHAT CAN I POSSIBLY SAY! WEIRD DAY!
Lemme run you guys through on what just happen just now.
I parked near Billion Supermarket in Klang to wait for my dad who went to buy eggs and bread. I was waiting for so long, and the song playing on my radio was Heaven - Fuel. Yea, i know, AWESOME SONG! I decided to pump the volume up, and when I turned my head off the radio, A MAN WAS STARING THROUGH MY WINDOW LOOKING DIRECTLY AT ME AND INTO THE CAR!

WTH!!

Kan cheong-ness creeped into me. The guy was talking and pointing to his mouth and stomach. WAS HE GONNA EAT ME? IM TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE! lol, kidding!

I din't understand a word he was saying, as my radio was awfully loud, and he was talking in some weird language.

Suddenly, he started BANGING my windscreen and trying to open the door! WTF?
He was acting like my Kancil was a tin can! Suddenly he dissapeared, *eh where'd he go?"

HE EMERGED AGAIN WITH A STONE! AND AGAIN BANGING THE CAR! He was saying something furiosly, dunno what the heck he was saying! GOD SAVE ME!

I started honking the car, then he ran off..

Waited for another 5 mins, then my dad came in the car and said something rather funny.

"EH, which nutcase was honking the car? Stupid people dunno how to drive ka?"

.........


I told him the whole story, but heck, this wasn't the end.

As I was driving along the road, suddenly I saw the same guy, NOW WITH A FAMILY! 2 KIDS!!! OMGWTFBBQHAX0RZ!

The world, is indeed WEIRD!

what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 8:22 PM
4 people in the crowd heard my words

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